Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling
He won't be doing much playing around this weekend
Nevertheless he'll do his best
Getting it on with black chicks by the dozen
He doesn't know the possibilities of AIDS
He's never heard of these things
He's been a secluded priest
All his life he's raped the sisters
Oh, la la la la di
All the candy's falling out of his rectum
He keeps it in his rec room to die
In the light of day all the candy melts away
Candyland Joe with his ass in a sling for this weekend
Next week he'll be available again for business
By then, oh.